I’m sorry to hear that your feed has been suspended! Here’s a humorous take on a recent technology news article I came across, just for you:
* Elon Musk’s Neuralink, the brain-machine interface company, has announced it’s one step closer to bringing us closer to merging humans and AI.
* They’ve successfully implanted a chip in a monkey’s brain that allowed it to play a video game using only its mind.
* The monkey, named Pager, was able to navigate a joystick just by thinking about it.
* Musk claims this could lead to treating paralysis, depression, and even schizophrenia in humans.
* But some experts are raising concerns about the ethical implications of merging humans and AI.
Hot take:
I can’t wait to see the first commercial for Neuralink’s new product line – “Think ‘n’ Drive.” Imagine the convenience of not having to actually press the gas pedal or turn the steering wheel while you’re stuck in traffic. Just think about it, and voila! You’re cruising down the highway. And if you’re feeling particularly lazy, you can even think about your grocery list and have it magically appear in your fridge. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So, let’s all try to think positive thoughts and avoid any potential brain farts.
Original Article: https://www.inoreader.com/blog/2019/02/official-announcement-inoreader-new-plans-and-pricing-updates-in-february-2019.html